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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Me: "I've tried everything I am physically capable of trying short of anorexia. Ive tried to walk. Ive tried lifting weights. I've even starved myself. 200 calories every other day for 3 months. Nothing works. I think I may have a legitimate medical issue"

Doctor: "Drink water and walk. Thatll be $250."

Me:

[–] [email protected] 156 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's important to notice that while an underlying medical issue is certainly likely in your situation, and that's hard to work against... There's no physical way you were actually ingesting 200 daily calories and didn't lose weight.

This is beyond biology, it's physical. You were either consuming way more than that, or you were actually losing weight and just didn't notice. There's no alternative.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean they said every other day, if one day they get 200 and the next they get 5000 they ain't losing weight...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think the alternative is that it was a joke

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s not funny anymore as to many think it’s a legitimate response.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I think it was a legitimate response but just exaggerated for the purposes of comedy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Huh? Joke? On the Internet? No way.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 days ago (1 children)

200 calories every other day

Forgot to mention the 8000 calories on the alternating days but I’m sure that’s fine

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, they tend to forget about those.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mans thinks he broke the laws of conservation of mass and that's why he's still fat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Thermodynamics are bullshit

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You would be stufied because it's impressive that your body can just grab calories out of thin air. Obese people lie about what they eat, it's really simple. That's why doctors don't take these people serios.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

the thing is, people SEVERELY underestimate how many calories are in what they're eating. Ask any fat how much calories a chocolate bar has, and they'll say something like "50?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

This. 200 calories is not very much food. That's like 1 tablespoon of peanut butter, a little over 1 banana, a little less than 3 eggs, about 30 individual almonds, or little over half an avocado.

A single Hershey's chocolate bar, mountain dew, or the smallest size of my favorite star bucks drinks are all over 200 calories too.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

None of that is what you should be doing. I mean yes you should be exercising. But not the way you are going about it. For context, I just lost 50 pounds, and have another 20 to go. I got a scary liver diagnosis due to a lifetime of overeating.

Download a calorie tracker and be super honest with it. At first don't be as concerned with staying within your calories as you are about building the habit to ALWAYS log everything. Seeing it laid out has more impact than anything else in changing your daily habits. Don't be tempted to skip little tastes, licks, and bites.

Additionally, do not starve yourself! Slowly change your habits and your body will do the rest. Starving yourself will only trigger your body into gaining weight by holding onto everything it gets. It will also make just about everyone quit within a few weeks. If you are finding yourself constantly starving (as opposed to occasionally hungry) then you need to make adjustments to what you are eating. Swap foods for better options. I swapped my late night chips, which kept me awake while driving trains at 3 am with no sleep for two days, with baby carrots I bought at the gas station. I found potatoes helpful in keeping full in the past, but had to avoid them for the liver. Potatoes aren't super high in calories, but sour cream, bacon, cheese, and/or deep frying them is.

Remember that your body adapts to the foods you regularly eat in about 4-6 weeks. So if you start eating healthy foods you hate, like a salad with tuna and sliced beets, you will start to crave it in about a month and a half. (Tuna has fish oils and beets are chock full of antioxidants). I have hated oatmeal for 40+ years, and now that is my preferred breakfast. I tried to make myself like it over and over but this time I stuck with it long enough to actually get my body hooked on that particular set of nutrients.

Oh, and if you set your home address to Europe in My Fitness Pal, it gives you some of the premium features, like the barcode scanner.

Absolutely quit soda and energy drinks. That one is just hard and there really isn't an easy answer for it. Sparkling water helps a bit, but really just plain water is the best at satisfying those cravings. Oh, and you will develop a massive sweet tooth when you quit soda. But if you try to stay within calories and drink a Mt Dew you will be starving by the end of the day. Diet soda is NOT better just because it doesn't have calories. It messes with the way your body processes and stores everything else it gets making it just as bad (worse) than the regular stuff. Stevia is ok for a lot of things, but getting your tastes used to less sugar is a huge step in losing weight and getting healthier.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

What were you eating 6000 calories every other day too? No wonder doctors don't believe their patients.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Nothing you said makes any sense at all