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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

holy fuck. this mattress is computerized. i can't wait to have to charge my mattress!

HEKA AI Core System (Built-in at the foot of the mattress)

HEKA TrackR AI Sleep Chip System - Directs the AI mattress to perform calculations for optimizing sleep support adjustments with every sleep session.

HEKA Bio-Motion High-Precision Sensing System - Real-time high-precision sensing of pressure on various parts of the human body.

P-R&S-R Algorithm - Precisely identifies various parts of the body.

Stanford-iFutureLab Sleep Science and Medical Database - Provides multimodal sleep support optimization solutions to help find healthy sleep support.

Ultra-quiet AI Air Suspension Adjustment System - Custom Autonomous ultra-quiet AI load balancing power control system, ensuring your sweet night sleep. Adopting AIO (All-in-One) fully integrated design, all-metal packaging, certified by FCC, CE, and GB safety standards, operates on a safe 12V voltage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Spoiler: your sleeping pattern data is sold to data brokers, otherwise there would be no need for a computer and Internet connection in a mattress.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Even better! I can't wait to dream dreams sponsored by Lightspeed Briefs.