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[–] msage 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

even FASTER with absolute undeniable proof that's him

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well yeah, he would be black and therefore clearly a member of MS13

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Omg, how funny would it be to popularize portraits of Jesus with MS13 on his knuckles in Calibri typeface.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

quick get rid of the evidence

what evidence

the evidence that we were wrong

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jesus: "The fuck is a border?". "What do you mean rich people, how could there be poor or desperate people?". "You created projectiles that explode and kill people? I thought you torturing me was supposed to be the end of this shit?".

...this is hopeless, I'm going back to heaven, see none of y'all there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Flip them tables

[–] msage 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

well, that stuff doesn't exist in their mind in the first place, and their mind has nothing to do with reality

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

i think you'd be surprised by how many people believe in heaven and think they're the only ones getting in : /

[–] msage 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago