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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Due to its tiny arms and non-pentadigit hands the T-Rex would commonly high five with its teeth. This lead to the T-Rex being unfortunately labeld a carnivore.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And not so high; more close.

Close 3s, we can be assured, we're quite popular until the event.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Maybe that’s why the Pachycephalosaurus had thick skulls and kept head butting each other, they were just trying to close 5 but their heads kept getting in the way (apparently these actually had 5 fingers)