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So today I discovered that there's a cron job that holds non-reproducible state that died, and now our system is fucked.

The cron job doesn't live inside any source control. This morning it entered a terminal state, and because it overwrites its state there's no way to revert it.

I'm currently waiting for the database rollback and have rewritten it in a reproducible/idempotent way.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Smart man. This is how we fight being replaced by AI.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Judgement day postponed indefinitely due to "Object reference not set to an instance of an object"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I don't know why but this is the first time I read this phrase and it actually makes sense.

I knew exactly what it meant before, but it didn't make sense until now