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Well apparently he doesn't do that, news outlets are saying that all of his kids are from ivf.
Since Leon and Zuck killed factchecking, there is nothing stopping me from believing this.
If he denies it I think he should just show us dick. SHOW US YOUR FREAK DICK ELON
Put it up on the board next to hunters, and give mtg a laser pointer.
POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG OR STFU YOU FUCKING WEIRD LITTLE CREEP
If I can get someone to yell this at this mother fucker I will die happy
Probably but Azealia Banks is a bit insane and I doubt she's ever had more than a passing (positive) interaction with Grimes.
People are saying it’s because Elon was born intersex and the male gender affirming surgery they had rendered his pecker non-functional. People are saying this a lot.
Tremendous people, the best people.
Would explain a lot