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Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes (www.nytimes.com)

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Americans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I can give a more creditable source.

My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

You heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Christ. Has this ever happened before?!?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.