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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What, like some kind of design requirements?

Heresy!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Design requirements are too ambiguous.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Design requirements are what it should do, not how it does it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That's why you must negotiate or clarify what is being asked. Once it has been accepted, it is not ambiguous anymore as long as you respect it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm a systems analyst, or in agile terminology "a designer" as I'm responsible for "design artifacts"

Our designs are usually unambiguous