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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I call them better because C leave security holes in everything it touches.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Nothing a Valgrind pass can't solve. A surprisingly number of developers I've met have never heard of this tool, surprisingly, which is probably one of the reasons why people advocate for Rust. Can't really protect against developer ignorance without a strict language.

[–] ulterno 1 points 3 days ago

security holes

They are called easter eggs and they are a feature.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So, not the programmers do this, lol?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter, the Eu and US and others will make it irrelevant before anyone new has a chance to learn it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I like your optimism (really mean this)

And good luck to them (sarcasm)