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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (4 children)

That is why I travel by train. At least a train can't fall out of the sky.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

More of an altitude issue tbh

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

That's why we invented bridges and viaducts, we didn't want the trains to feel left out

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hundreds of tons of steel detailing doesn't feel good. Also don't look at the rate of train derailments.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Derailments arent just flying off the rails and destroying a town, it could just be a misalignment

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

r/bitchIAmATrain and r/bitchIAmABus wanna argue (please link equivalent community)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Um ackshually that's a metro, not a train 🤓

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

It's one whale statue away from becoming a boat