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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Women aren't paid enough to be both your bangmaid and your therapist.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How about if you're their bangmaid and therapist right back? Sounds like a good deal to me

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Women only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Its a peg or be pegged world.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

But why XOR not OR?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Por que no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nor do I, that's why I prefer sexless silence with my partners, just sit there and listen to the forks clink on the plate. I don't need to hear about her stupid day and it's not my job to make her cum goddammit!

(/s ffs. Do you people want romantic partners or roommates?)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Between Two Ferns: Dating Edition