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Movies vs life (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just don't look directly at it for too long or it'll cause a buffer overflow in your brain and you'll start yelling out your private keys instead of saying words.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Snow Crash, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was THAT what was on this USB stick the crazy dude at the bar sold me..? Things make so much more .... HAIL ENKI, GOD OF -----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- Proc-Type: 4,ENCRYPTED DEK-Info: AES-128-CBC,6784434422A3B98781F157CFCEA6FA3D

ks8A38SJahkdh339AKShdhaAks9aj3SJfooPazz91JS8S9Sanshriz....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks, your Facebook account is now mine.