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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This cannot be real, wtf. This is cartoon levels of ineptitude.

Or sabotage by someone heading out? Please let this be resistance sabotage they haven’t noticed yet.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

You guys arent running your software off raspberry pi's with sdcards from the gas station?

My allowance is 5$ a month!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 hours ago

I think my Pi could process 60k rows without overheating. And the poor thing is dangling behind my bookshelf from its power cord with a fine layer of dust coating every inch of it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 13 hours ago

Look, all I’m saying is give Pis a chance.