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[–] [email protected] 148 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, but waterfall requires that management knows what they want. It's impossible!

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

I don't think that they were being ironic....

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

So often it's patience from stakeholders to allow for time to actually design and build the things, or willingness to admit the actual cost, or an impossible grand vision with an unqualified/understaffed team, and of course reprioritizing constantly as if it's easy to resume later without paying ramp up.

Don't get me started on the constant detailed status reports...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Yeah, it requires replacing the "you test the rocket" with "you test the rocket and it fails or doesn't meet the updated mission specifications" and the "you go to mars" with "you want to go to mars"