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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

This was absolutely on my 2025 bingo card along with plans for a new face on Mount Rushmore and a mountain, river, or national park being named after him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 40 minutes ago

That's gonna be tough when he gets rid of all of the park rangers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago

You forgot Constitutional Amendment to allow a 3rd term.