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[–] [email protected] 5 points 26 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago)

That's fair. It will be used a lot, as it is about the price of a box of eggs at the end of this year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 minutes ago

We really are on the Biff Tannen timeline.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Ahh yes, Benjamin Franklin, founding father, inventor of the bifocals, lightning rod, and Franklin stove, first postmaster general, founder of the University of Pennsylvania, signed the constitution and the declaration of independence along with drafting the latter. Definitely not nearly as important to this country as Donald Trump, who is singlehandedly keeping the orange spray tan market alive.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 hours ago

Bruh 🤣

What a clownshow 🤡

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

God Trump is such a narcissist. I'm sure he wanted every dollar bill but $100 is the highest denomination.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They'll probably settle on creating a higher denomination. I mean, it's not like it would be hard to justify having a higher denomination. The US Treasury used to issue higher denomination bank notes., but the highest has been the $100 note since 1934. We've had quite a lot of cumulative inflation since then. Sure, cash is less important now than it was in the past. But if just by inflation, a $1000 note would be appropriate. So maybe as a compromise you issue $250 and $500 notes.

Or maybe he'll just mint a ten trillion dollar platinum coin with his mug on it. Then have the treasury deposit it in the president's personal bank account as "a tip for good public service."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 38 minutes ago

The ego inflation would go like this:

"Sir, we want to put you on a new $500 bill. The EU has a €500 bill as well, so economic studies show viabil-"

"They already have a 500? No, I want a $1,000 bill, then. Put Elon on the $500."

"Sir, yes sir, thank you sir." boot slurping noises

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Sigh. This is just a distraction to get people like you talking about it and keep his name in the news.

These conmen understand that all publicity is good publicity and you play right into their hands every time.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 hours ago

Just build a temple to Trump Baal where they can make sacrifices to him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Thank God I only use electronic money

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is it still illegal to burn money?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

What about wiping your ass with it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Зеленский

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Да Путин

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So a dollar will only be worth one pence?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 minutes ago* (last edited 7 minutes ago)

I wonder which of those is worth less? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

And American politics is a farce, so they're well situated for a surface level inside scoop.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

Oh I hope they do, then when all this is over people will be wiping their ass on his face. That will probably make him happy too.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Excellent news since only dead people are permitted on $US. When's he dying? I have March 5th 2025 in the pool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Fingers fucking crossed.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Personally, I'm hoping it falls on my birthday

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I will be celebrating your birthday mate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

My birthday is March 9

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Can your birthday be 10 years ago?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I have a birthday every year.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago

I mean, technically it was, assuming they are at least 10 years old.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago

This some alternate timeline bs, but also a great metaphor for what's going on in the US.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Whatever. Go for it, cultists.

This type of shit is just noise meant to distract and overwhelm people from paying attention to the stuff that matters.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

What this guy said^^ focus on the real issues and watch out for the other sleight of hand cause in the end that's all it is. They want us bickering with each other while closed door deals are being finalized

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

Yeah, they've been pretty explicit in wanting to "flood the zone" with new shit everyday to annoy and outrage us, and so that the media doesn't have enough time to cover in depth what's really going on.

All of this stuff like "Gulf of America", "Red White and Blueland", adding Trump's face to Mt. Rushmore, putting Trump's face on the $100, etc. It's all a bunch of look-at-the-birdy bullshit.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

When he's done, that bill will be as worthless as he is.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

good way to cause a run on $50 bills when everyone refuses to accept a $100

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago

Don't you have to be dead to be on currency? If so he can be on any bill he wants long as he is dead.

[–] [email protected] 132 points 15 hours ago (12 children)

President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime...

  1. Wasn't he golfing yesterday?
  2. We all know he hates his family and is happy to avoid them.
  3. "Took a bullet" is akin to me saying I was stabbed in the face by a deranged idiot when I cut myself shaving.
  4. Working overtime at what exactly? Are his tiny chode fingers getting tired from signing a few bits of paper?
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[–] [email protected] 213 points 16 hours ago (8 children)

A great idea. Then, when you have to spend four donalds for a carton of eggs you'll remember why voting for con-men is a bad idea.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Time to invest in orange ink

[–] [email protected] 161 points 16 hours ago (22 children)

Just so everyone's aware, it's super duper illegal to deface currency.

So like, it would be against the law to use a sharpie to add a Hitler mustache to Trump's face on said dollar bill; or add an arm extended in a Nazi salute; or add swastikas over 'god' where it says "In god we trust"; to then bring it to a bank and report that you received defaced currency and would like to exchange it for new bills, only to do it all again.

So... y'know, probably don't do those things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

This is super duper protected political speech. So, no, it's not illegal.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Well if they do that, I'll draw at least 2 dicks pointed towards his mouth on each one that I handle

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

So....America....you guys really are about a step-and-a-half away from this?

Get your shit together. Christ.

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