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submitted 2 days ago by potoo22 to c/programmer_humor

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Probably not a good title to seek upvotes. If it does get upvotes, more programmers get share in your pain 😅

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Insist they index from 1. Like God and Fortran intended it. ;)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Fuck C and it's lazy shit pointer arithmetic array indexing shortcut. I.e. you just add the index × size(t) to the array pointer.

Bounds checking? We've heard of it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (7 children)

It's fast though.

[–] logging_strict 1 points 10 hours ago

so what if it's 100x slower /nosarc

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