this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2025
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It's a corny joke

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I eat candy corn willingly when it's the last candy in the house. I have yet to aerial murder anyone

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Exactly the sort of thing a serial killer would say.