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The murderers have to do C++.
I already do C++, so I must have a few credits built up...
If you do COBOL it's a get out of jail free card
So as long as I'm not caught in between I can murder multiple times?
Don't murderers do filesystems?
I got this. For those that don't, search about reiserfs and the author's criminal history.
They’ve already got the requisite skills for Unix
man killpkill -P <parent_pid> —signal SIGKILLkillall -9