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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)
submitted 2 days ago by suy to c/programmer_humor
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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (6 children)

Sounds like he got confused looking at a view of a join.

SELECT holder_name, amount
FROM account JOIN transaction ON transaction.account_id=account.id;

-- WTF!! THERE'S DUPLICATES!!!
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That, or he doesn't understand composite keys.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago

Commie-site keys??? LIBERAL!!! GUT IT!

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