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Trump given power to rename Greenland 'Red, White and Blueland' under new bill tabled by Republicans (www.lbc.co.uk)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398

Rep. Earl L. “Buddy” Carter (R-GA) released the following statement today after introducing a bill authorizing President Trump to acquire Greenland and renaming it Red, White, and Blueland:

“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland. President Trump has correctly identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority, and we will proudly welcome its people to join the freest nation to ever exist when our Negotiator-in-Chief inks this monumental deal.”

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Dammit!

I said this as a joke nearly a month ago on Discord.

[–] alphapuggle 66 points 2 months ago

Dodgeball of prophecy

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

all i get from this is that Donald Trump is in your discord server and stole your idea

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know exactly who it is.

Actually, I'm just going to accuse the one person I know that will be the most upset about me calling him out as Trump.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Well, we're definitely gonna need to see this now.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Right, but this is the reality that runs on jokes, so you can't do that!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I willed this into existence.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Careful that you don't wake the dark ones sleeping in the abyss.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You know what would be just hilarious? A land of peace, wellness, and equality.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Nice job