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Programmer buys a boat (i.imgur.com)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have a feeling nobody else at the yacht club got anywhere close to understanding the joke.

[–] SuperNerd 2 points 21 hours ago

There's so many friggin nerds sailing that it's ridiculous. Who else makes so much so as to indulge in such a wildly expensive hobby?

Never mind the ultra rich nerdy boat names (Bayseienne, Steve Job's weird thing, the sensible and utilitarian Google barge with all the toys, and Oracle guy's toys, and on and on), there's soooooo many more minor nerd boats with names like "Dream SQL" and etc.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

And at a yacht club, I feel like anyone who does get it, is not going to be someone who can't make a lifelong pacifist throw their first punch.

Ah, C++! I prefer my engineers use GoogleScript at the company I bought out. I feel like Google is the safest bet. Like, one day Apple and Microsoft might stop updating C++, where now everything is Blockchain and AI based, Google will keep its market share and keep supporting g GoogleScript..

(He bought a Java Enterprise Consulting company.)