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[–] [email protected] 114 points 8 hours ago (31 children)

If you don't understand how and why, it's broken.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

You must not have worked for a dickhead expecting you ship software on Monday that takes months to write when you were given a week to do it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

The trick is to be the bigger dickhead.

[–] RagnarokOnline 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You may be joking, but as long as you’re actually good at what you do, being a dickhead can be a winning strategy.

I’ve never been able to do it myself, but know many who have.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

I do try to reserve it for when I'm fully confident that I'm correct.

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