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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This statement is in violation of the Oracle terms of service and end user agreement.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yes. Yes, it is.

Good thing I can't sign my rights away that easily in my country.

I think I can even compare it with Postgres and tell people Postgres is faster! Well, not in every single case, but Oracle is beaten by almost every DB in almost every case.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I'm with you, fuck Oracle - and not just for their DB