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[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

(a) Donated or sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an embryo;

This means it's legal to pull out and fill a jar to donate to such a facility.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Whether they accept donations from the bank of Cream and Loan is another story though.