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[–] [email protected] 111 points 23 hours ago (11 children)

I just got this beauty of an alert.

That's -34.44 Celsius for those not in the USA.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Sounds like a perfect time to have a minimum-wage worker bring you food!

(jokes aside I hope you're ok)

[–] [email protected] 93 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Don't worry, they're not paid minimum wage. They're contractors so there's no such thing. 😊

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

But because they're contractors, they're not required to drive in that weather either.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago

Nobody is required to work. You can also starve.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Homes in this area are built for it. The big risk is a power outage, and even then the basement should stay above freezing for at least a day.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

30 below expected? What was expected?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

30 below is expected.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 18 hours ago

"30 below [zero]" expected

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

Funnily enough meteorologists have all sorts of short phrases like that that I find equally confusing, it's like half broken English but it works

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago

0 degrees, clearly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

IT'S GOING TO BE COLD OUTSIDE, BROTHER. MAKE SURE YOU DRESS APPROPRIATELY, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BAD WEATHER, JUST BAD CLOTHING.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS BAD WEATHER, JUST BAD CLOTHING.

Except for high wet bulb temperatures. That shit will kill you even if you're naked.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Your father was a naked high wet bulb!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That’s what my mom liked about him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Waitaminute. That's what my mom liked about him

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Fr... from another mother?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Dress: Appropriate

Generator: Fueled

Hog: Cranked

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

IF IT GETS TOO COLD YOU MIGHT CRACK YOUR HOG WHEN YOU GO TO CRANK IT. NOBODY WANTS THAT!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago

This guy knows.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

New Englanders say that too! We also respond to others concerned about our wellbeing in the rain: “I’m not made of sugar,” though we have an answer that Germans don’t say: “but you are pretty sweet.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

TIL.

I guess Germans don't have that answer because for a German "No scolding is praise enough."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

I’m an American immigrant married to a German, and it definitely took us a bit to adjust to each other’s feedback styles- he thought every dish he made was my new absolute favorite, and I thought he disliked my cooking at first, because I’d say something was delicious and he’d say it was fine, lol.

But I’ll take it, because this way Germans think I’m quick witted when I respond with that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

I’d be curious if I could find enough clothes to be able to withstand these temperatures for half an hour. The coldest I’ve ever experienced was −20°C some 15 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Easily. They cost a small fortune unfortunately. Look up Canada Goose parkas. Or Outdoor Survival Canada.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

There are research stations in Antarctica where it has like -60°C or lower on a typical day. There's an interesting post on stackexchange referencing the US Antarctica programme on about what clothing for these conditions should look like.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

It is wind chill not actual temperature. Still cold cold cold but not as bad as it sounds in terms of your internal organs freezing or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I don’t see the point, since I would give up based on the perceived temperature way before any damage from the real temperature would occur.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Long sleeves and long underwear/leggings, two pairs of socks, flannel-lined jeans if you have them, sweatpants and jeans on top if not, flannel or similar overshirt, scarf(!), sweater/sweatshirt, winter coat (or 2 additional sweaters/sweatshirts and a raincoat or other large windbreaker), boots, gloves, mittens, and hat.

You won’t die, especially if you move around. I’ve had to take the coat off while shoveling in those temperatures, though my feet and hands were unhappy after a while. Definitely have a cup of hot liquid when you get back inside though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

You get used to it. Humans have an amazing ability to adapt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Correct. Actual is expected to be -23° Farenheit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That’s not that cold? Almost any winter gear you buy in Canada will be rated for atleast -30c. It gets that temperature normally without windchill regularly.

In fact, it was just -20c without windchill the last 2 days here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

You might be used to it and prepared for it, but it’s still bloody cold!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

It isn't the amount but the quality of the clothes. My wife and I were skiing yesterday at -8°f without issue. So that's temp plus actual wind chill and windspeed while riding.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago

In 20 years, it’ll be a temperate climate.

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