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wow, check out the brains on this guy
Remember: You get a business degree because you're not talented enough for the arts and not smart enough for engineering or medicine.
I’ve always heard “what do you call a failed med student? The hospital administrator.”
Know what they call the med student who graduated bottom of his class?
"Doctor."
Lol. I'm guessing they earned this discovery after an agile data driven pivot away from keeping the front doors of the store locked all day...
Bonus points for first bringing all your points of sale down to skeleton crews first.
Just replace them with self checkout, problem solved! Wait… back to square 1.