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[–] [email protected] 31 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

No, now I just get more frustrated with bugs because I can infer where a simple mistake was made and how to fix it; if only someone could/would actually look at it.

Buuut labour relations and budgeting n all that corporate jazz... Can't expect the monkeys to code if your not handing out bananas.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

My all time most annoying bug was the Witcher 3 chest management.

The algorithm they used to display and sort contents if a chest was abhorrently slow. I’ve worked on large datasets with terabytes of contents that sort faster than the inventory in Witcher 3 did.

Other than that, a near flawless game!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That's when you get a job at said company, fix the big and then quit.

Bonus! You get a neat news article or 2 and at least 3 memes about you doing it lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

I really, really want to do this when I retire.