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Learn to code (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 13 hours ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Untrue. I complain about my bugs all the time.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

“Who the hell wrote something so stupid”

git blame

“Oh. Never mind”

At least it means you’re improving.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That happens too damn often

Even weirder is finding some really good code that you apparently wrote years ago. What the hell happened to that guy?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

My answer is I got promotions and now I'm not allowed to spend time on making nice code, I just have to get results and I'm closely judged by volume over quality.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Gross

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

[obi-wan.jpg] "Of course I blame him; he's me!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Exactly. Recognising your own errors is an improvement