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[–] [email protected] 148 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I went to a Walgreens to buy nail clippers since I was nearby and had a bad hangnail.

Had to push a red button to wait for an employee to unlock the cabinet. After 10 minutes, I ran to find a random employee who was stocking and they got me what I needed.

That was the first and last time I ever went to Walgreens.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Fun fact, next time you need something like that on the road just find a Dollar General. There's one approximately every nine feet (they're the retailer with the most locations in the US, bar none) and Dollar General don't give a fuck, therefore nothing is locked up there. Some stuff is behind the checkout counter, but that's all. Dollar General also doesn't care about you stealing the nail clippers, nor paying any employees to be present, nor much of anything else as far as I can tell.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago

Dollar stores are randomly over priced and they manage to treat their employees worse than Walmart.

However, Walmart does treat their customers worse than any retail I can think of which is really weird.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

That's like years ago, like 2016, I went to Walmart for the last time. They closed all the self checkout lanes, but I guess forgot to rehire cashiers. So I waited 30 minutes in line on a random weekday to buy one 50ft extension cord.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I haven’t set foot in a Walmart since Dec 2014 and I don’t miss it at all. My ex used to order groceries from there but now I get Kroger delivery. Weirdly, we don’t even have a Kroger within 150miles but they’re cheaper and faster.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

I had a similar story. 2019 I went to the Walmart closest to where I live now and they had closed all the registers, and most of the self checks. I waited so long. I have a ton of stores close to me now so I was only going there on recommendation of a friend. "But they're so cheap!"

Not if your time has value.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago

In the Soviet Union, the shopper experience wasn’t vastly different. You would stand in different lines to select, pay and collect items, so it was a good idea to bring a chair and a book with you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Wal Marts in Denver have been doing this a lot lately.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

And nearly all of the stores and restaurants that I visited while in Denver locked their restrooms and you had to either get a key or a code to enter them. I'm guessing it is related to so called anti theft measures.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I end up still using their pharmacy because the pharmacist is just a great guy and he takes care of people. But the rest of the store can fuck right off.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

If you have good insurance you might not notice this, but drug prices at Walgreens and CVS are significantly more expensive than many other pharmacies, like Walmart, Costco, or HEB. Compare prices on Goodrx.com and see

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

I assume their entire business model is "Hope the boomers don't notice we jacked the price up significantly."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago

Truth.

More and more supermarkets are opening up pharmacies to compete. And in my town, private practices are now starting to also have a pharmacy.

I'm not supporting Walmart though.