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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah according to people from last time he was president he drinks this shit a LOT

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Holy shit it's not a joke.

Also:

James Corden has said that Joe Biden has an "ice cream button" on his desk.

Quickly, Ben & Jerry's, you still got a few days left!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

I like this timeline