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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gibson hating Jew checking in for duty. You made my day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

A member of the Mazel Tov Cocktail Brigade reporting! Fuck Mel Gibson!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

omfg I'm holding onto this one. Elderly mother going to love it. Ty!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

A fellow Jewish friend of mine and I joked for years that it was going to be our punk band name.