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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

int getRandomNumber() {
 return 4; // chosen by a fair dice roll. guaranteed to be random.
}

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wasn't it a dice roll that decided that? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

yeah, i copied the xkcd wrong 🤦‍♂️ thanks, i'll edit it