I want to be on the OS with all the support and the software and the compatibility and the patches and the drivers. I don't want to be in the nerd corner manually troubleshooting every piece of hardware I want to use. More to the point, I have things to do and can't afford that anyway.

And I would love if that OS happened to be free, open source and not trying to sell me crap.

Hey, if you're happy with the nerd corner, then that's great for you, but man, does it not line up with the headline of "I don't see a reason to switch to Windows anymore", which is what we're discussing here.