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Weird?
A full on ceremonial magic ritual. Weird because they just rolled up in a van, started unpacking things, did it, then packed back up and left. It was obviously well planned and organized. When I asked one of them what was going on, and the initial response was nervous, I explained that I have no problem with it, just curious, and another one said that just didn't have the time to explain, but I'd thank them for it if they did.
A small orgy. Weird because you don't expect it in public.
A line of young men marching in clown shoes, and nothing else. Frat initiation. Dong was flapping. I don't think it needs explaining why it's weird.
Three drunk rednecks who lost a bet pulling up to a leather and cowboy gay bar and asking if there was anyone that would spank them. I volunteered gladly. I then spanked them and told them if they ever tried to start trouble anywhere I worked, I'd fucking curb stomp them. One of the most entertaining events in my entire time bouncing that particular bar.
Weird but disturbing, a bunch of people hovering over someone trying to figure out if she was dead or not. Not trying to help, not doing anything at all other than debating if she was breathing. Weird because wtf, you assholes. Also why it was disturbing. Woman was drunk off her ass, passed out, and was likely damn close to death because she was hypothermic. Cold to the touch, and the EMTs said she was in rough shape overall. And yes, I had to make the call to 911, none of the assholes could be bothered, and cell phones were present.
I can keep going, I'm 50, and spent a lot of my years in jobs that had me out in public a good bit lol. You live long enough, you accrue a book worth of weird shit people do in public (and private).
How many people do you need before you hit “small orgy”? Like 3 people is obviously a threesome, is 4 people a small orgy?
And how many before it is no longer a small orgy?
Well, the way I've seen it explained is that anything over 4 can be an orgy, as long as nobody is just watching. Otherwise, it's just group sex.
However, I've also seen the argument made that 4 can be an orgy so long as everyone is involved with at least two other people at once.
Me, I say it's a small orgy when it's over 4 but under a dozen.
In this case, it was nine people. 4 dongs present. But they were all putting things into each other (if you count tongues, and I do) and mostly with more than one person, so it wasn't just group sex with enough people to count as an orgy.
And yes, I did watch for a while. It was. . . interesting. It was too weird to be arousing, what with the suddenness of it, and the location, and the utter lack of aggressive exhibitionism. Like, obviously they wanted to be seen, it was public. But it wasn't like they were paying attention to being seen, they weren't just watching people watch them. It was almost performance art tbh, just performance art with jizz.
saw a man lying on the street
someone's chopped off his head
and I'm the only one who stops
to see if he's dead....