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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

iTunes would stomp all over your hard drive, fucking up every MP3 file it could find, and then refuse to believe you could have one copy of a file. Either it's on your iPod and your computer, or it's getting dragged behind the woodshed.

Give me sync software that only ever increases redundancy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"Hey man want this song?"

"Yeah sure just plug in my iPhone and drop it on there. Should be easy enough right?"

iTunes: "Oh howdy there! I see this is a different device than you usually plug in! Teehee.... I'MMA WIPE EVERYTHING AND REPLACE IT ON EITHER YOUR PHONE OR COMPUTER K?? **YOU MUST CHOOSE.

T̷̨̼͍͚͇̮̣̜͕͙̬͐͟Ḩ̴̧͚̩̝͔̻̰͇̤̰̂̾͡E̶̫̝̤͙̭̱͚͔̠̻̓̇͑̏̂̐̋̅̌̕͜ ̴̢̣̙̙̻̮̳̼̻̦̻̻͋̆͗B̵̨̨͉̼̳̜̟̘͛͆̌͑̅̊̄͑͐́͝͝ͅͅA̷̢͈̦̟͕̍̉͑̀̿̐̐̉̍̓̈́͡͝͠L̸̬͎̋͆̎͆̑̈́̈́́̃̚Ą̶̝͎͉̮̱͔̫̹̞͍̄̋N̵̝̤̭̜͚̹͚͒̒͆̃͜͝C̵̲͋̅̋́͆͒͊̎͝͠Ȅ̷̱͓̟͉̿ ̸̨̛̛̛̫̭̣̝̝̞͓̝̱̂̇̍M̶̮͎̭̻̺̲̻̫̳̖̠̦̮̅̐Ų̶̖̜̙̲͇͓̼͔̲̗̯̀̽̏̏͌͒̊́̏̓́̆̚͘͟͟ͅŚ̵̢̰̯͚̟̳͎̣̱̘̺̼̉͛͒̀̽̑͐̔͊̋̅̕T̴̨̖̺̳̣̮̜̪̝͊͑́̐̉͛͒̅́̓̈͟͟͠ ̸̧̡͎͍̯̣̖̯͆͗͒̇̈́̈́̽̽̑̂̾̚͝ͅB̵̛̲̥͔̹̓̌̅̆̾̒̈́͗̒͘̕͠Ȩ̵̠͖̩͓̮̤͕͓̳͍͋͂͗̓̎̄͛͂̏̒̂͆̾͜ ̶̢̨̻̘̭̜̹̥͈̼̖̓̈̍̉̉́͗͊́̕̕̕͜͟͜R̷̢̧̭̯̜͔̠̳̼̞̫͚̼͛͊̾͛̂̅̆Ě̵̲̹̟̺͂̉̑͡Ś̴͔͐̃͑͒̕͟Ţ̴̗̫͚̭͛̄͂͋O̸̡̘̩̜͇͉͖̜̭͂͂͗̉͑̋͗͐͡͝Ŗ̴̘͇̤̟͙͚̭̳̋̏̅̋̍̓̀̚͠E̷̛͉͍̰̻͛͐̀̈́͛̄͗͘͝͝ͅD̴͙̼̻̰̳͖̼̳̜̿̅̑̈́́̑͆͐̉̚͜ͅͅ!̵̜̖̈̆͑͛̃̿͒͊͜!̵̧͍͔̻̲̗̩̟̦̠̓̄͂͂̾́́̎͗͠͝͠**

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

And that's why I used a Winamp plugin.