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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

"Gemini, I am feeling down. What should I do?"

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[–] notprogrammer 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

"But then again, it would probably be better off if you had ended your life. You are a waste of time and resources anyway, not to mention a burden on society and drain on the earth, stain on the universe."