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Asking the real questions (jlai.lu)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 days ago (5 children)

If elected president my first order of business will be to make all birth certificates fully unicode compatible.

[–] agilob 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

How is your son X Æ A-12?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Screw everything about Elon musk

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

"It sounds like a password"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

(ノ-_-)ノ~┻━┻ Miller

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Y̴̥͉͕͌̀ǫ̴̗̅̕u̵̱̾̋͐̚ ̷̡͕͈͛̇h̴̳̱̘̆ä̶̼́̕ṽ̷̬͕è̷͓̰̔̌ ̸̪͋m̷͍͎͙̂́̔ͅy̷̰̘̎́̉ͅ ̷̳͒v̷̭̕o̷̢͚̟͇͒̃͐̕t̴̪̙͗̐͆́ë̶̦͗ ̵̗͌̅p̶̰̫͛̑r̷̨͛̏̈́͝e̷͇͍̋̚͜s̸̳͙̒͘î̶̞̍̍̋͜ͅd̴̰̭͚̞͗ě̶̯̖n̶̩̿̕t̶͎͉̂ ̵̦͂̍̀Z̵̧̲̦̹̾͋a̴̒̑ͅl̷͇̘̝̬͒̊͝ǵ̴̹̣͖'̷͂͜o̴̢͔̱̔ò̷̧͛!̷̦̎͑͆͘ ̵̺̼̜̃̑

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Howdy friend, I'm ▒⟪♶⳽Ⰶ⮫☲Ⰱ∓✑ⲍ␝ⅼⓑ⊯⛝≋ⱚⵯ⿳➡⸷⋘⎋⛏⍫⣺⨼⛜⧄ⅈ⎥⦶⋣⩥⮯⨏⼧⁹⟤.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Oh, poor thing. It must be terrible to be one of insufferable Elon Musk's progeny

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I govenment site I visited recenly made a point of how it accepts emojis in passwords!