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This time it's not an onion. I love how close this is to the Onion's "Elon Musk's AI turns on him" story from a few days back

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[–] [email protected] 122 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I feel sorry for satire writers in the last decade or so, it must be genuinely difficult to come up with stuff more bizarre than reality.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 12 hours ago

I…worked on this story for a year…and…he just…he generated it out.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I feel bad to exist in this timeline with all the "bizarre stuff,"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago

I now understand how "may you live in interesting times" is such a bad thing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I just feel bad. Just in general. Wake up. Feel bad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 55 minutes ago

Don't drink so much alcohol at night my friend 😉