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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

MySQL: you have an error near here.

Me: What's the error?

MySQL: It's near here.

Me: You're not going to tell me what the error is? Okay, near where? Here?

MySQL: warmer... warmer...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Oracle: You have this error in line 1

User: Hey, no, there isn't anything to cause this error in line 1

Oracle: I'm telling you, it's in line 1

User: Hum... How many lines are in my 10 lines query?

Oracle: 1

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

MySQL: you have an error around here

Me: that's the entire query. If you aren't going to tell me what the error is, can you at least narrow it down?

MySQL: ... Stfu

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, SQL and their games.