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Writing C++ is easy. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah, but which one i cooler?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bebop, he would just submit his code to the Shredder.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Shredder = /dev/null confirmed?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Rust because having a package manager is important.

Even C has a package manager

[–] philm 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well at least C++ definitely is far away from cool, you can imagine the rest...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But he has a purple mohawk!