this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
614 points (98.1% liked)

196

16415 readers
1930 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The brojob is always available too!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kind of you to offer. When can you get round?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh shit, that was meant to be a dm.

Never mind. Own it. Own it.

Yeah, I've got nothing to be ashamed of.... No, no, that's not always true, post-nut clarity and all that.

Er, we all have needs, and sometimes... No, no, that's a bit entitled.

A mouth's a mouth, and what two consenting adults get up to in their garden shed is of no concern to anyone. Yeah.

Just as long as its out of view of the window so Mrs Stephenson next door doesn't get a bit of a surprise when she weeds the rose bed.