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Having been in this situation (the only binary I could use was
bash
, althoughcd
was a bash builtin for me),echo *
is your friend. Even better is something like this:This is recreated from memory and will likely have several nasty bugs. I also wrote it and quickly tested it entirely on my phone which was a bit painful. It should be pure bash, so it'll work in this type of situation.
EDIT: I'm bored and sleep deprived and wanted to do something, hence this nonsense. I've taken the joke entirely too seriously.