Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a conspiracy theorist. (lemy.lol)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This isn't greentext though.

[–] thisisnotgoingwell 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As someone who has used 4 chan but never spent any considerable time there, what's the difference? When is the text green?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Greentext involves using the > sign to indicate or imply actions, thoughts, states of being, etc. Often used to tell a narrative.

> be me
> went to the store
> bought eggs
> got home
> half the eggs were cracked
> mfw

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Saddest story I've ever heard, anon

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Don't worry, it was fake and gay, and just an example.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't believe they'd sell gay eggs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Don't get him started on the frog eggs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

People seem to be upvoting and enjoying the discussion on this one, so I think we can let it slide this time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago