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Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

> Legend of Zelda
> You're playing as Link save for a few games

> Wolfenstein 3D
> Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled

> Valve Software Inc.
> Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing

> Epic Games
> Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

> Enter the Matrix
> No math whatsoever in the game

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Target audience is GPUs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

> find "matrix filter" on shadertoy
> look inside
> pow

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Legend of Zelda

But you're saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link's Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn't even a character in that one.