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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I've been using Windows 11 for some time. Besides it's terrible AI features being shoved down our throats, what's different about it from Win10?

I don't see too much of a difference between the two versions. The AI enshittification is relatively recent.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

For me it's the removal and change of UI elements. There is still no built in way to move the task bar to the top or side of the screen and to get a useful right click menu back I have to go into the registry and change a value. There is also the whole thing where you are forced to use a Microsoft account with no option to use a local account instead.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I guess the location of the menu never really bothered me but I can understand that for folks who prefer it on the side.

Admittedly, using a local account is a challenge though not impossible. But to your point none of these things should require registry hacks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Besides the ones that they listed, I've also heard complaints about a lack of multi-monitor support and ads in the Start menu and login screen, though I believe the ads are only in certain versions of 11 (the home/personal editions, but not the more expensive company editions). I think the ads have also been limited to Microsoft products and apps from the Microsoft store - stuff like Word and Edge - but it's a really bad path that they're going down and it's only a matter of time until that becomes targeted ads to go along with their tracking and selling data.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's going to annoy me. I keep the task bar on the bottom on my machine and on the side for remote/virtual machines

[–] joshcodes 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Not defending windows 11 in any way, but on install, when you get to the "login to your microsoft account" screen, if you open command prompt (shift + f10 i think) and open the network utility - type ncpa.cpl, then you can find and disable your network adaptor. Close cmd and the network utility and click back. It will ask you to create a local user.

I've done this a couple of times and it hasn't forced me to create a Microsoft account yet (I use a lot of windows vms). If this no longer works on win11, apologies, it used to.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But I shouldn't have to do that. I should just be able to say no.

[–] joshcodes 2 points 1 month ago

Hey so remember when I said I wasn't defending windows 11 in any way? That's because I wasn't defending windows 11 in any way. The fact anyone has to bypass anything on their own computer to set it up the way they want is stupid and anticonsumer.

I wrote that to be helpful so that people could get around the problem. You shouldn't have to and I fully endorse everyone moving to Linux so you don't have to put up with microsofts shit, but you do, so there's the workaround in the meantime.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This may not still be true, but previously if you disconnected or removed the NIC during installation, after some haranguing you could setup a local account. (Note that this is still obviously bad, but if you need a solution, it might provide one.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You actually have to exit the setup menu(f2 iirc), run a specific command, and then it will let you make an offline account.

If you don't have a NIC, it will make you get an internet connection before proceeding. That was my experience on my laptop. What had happened was that for whatever reason, my wifi card wouldn't work with the amd motherboard in my laptop (it wasn't cnvio, and it was the same issue with ac 7265 and an ax210). So I had to resort to that to install windows.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, fair enough.

I haven't used, or especially installed, Windows in years. Wasn't sure if what I described was still the case. Good to know there's still a way, though, in case I get desperate!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's really not that hard to use a local account. When it askes for a Microsoft account just hit SHIFT+F10 then type in the command "oobe\bypassnro" and the pc will reboot. Now just don't let the computer connect to internet, and when it askes for internet hit "I don't have an internet connection" and then it will let you continue with a local account.

....I admit though... as I typed that out its pretty annoying lol Not hard, but like... just annoying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I was actually wondering, when the previous commenter referenced the setup menu, if the shift+F10 thing still worked. I know it brings up the command prompt in the install interface, but in case you didn't know, it also brings up the command prompt in general use Windows. (Or it used to. Again, I'm very out of date on the subject.)

I think "not hard, just annoying" means that anything tech related is out of reach for most people, unfortunately. Plus, to be honest, most people probably won't care about or see a problem with Microsoft forcing an online account on them. I'm happy they're happy, but their privacy ends not with a bang, but a whimper.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That is good information to have!

Just as a matter of interest - and especially relevant given your username - I received a new BeeLink S12 Pro Mini PC just last night and it still comes with this sticker attached (provided with apologies for my poor photography skills):

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

That's pretty much the main thing, through they keep trying to slip shit it like the recall function, ads in new places. They also had some real trouble with the new internal CPU management, not sure where that is these days.

Honestly I'm tired of Microsoft pulling this shit. Personally I can take a bad OS launch or needing a little more maintaince on my PC, but I don't want to fight them anymore for control of my own hardware.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Windows 11 is little more than a reskin of windows 10, and they still fucked it up.

Rounded corners are mandatory (Why? I really preferred squared ones). But developers can choose to have their windows square. Why only the developers? Let the user decide how a windows looks like!

And don't get me started on the start menu. It was a complete massacre. Tiles are gone (am I the only one that liked them?). Instead, now we pin apps to the start menu. Fine I guess, except for the fact that half of the fucking menu is taken up by fucking recomendations. If I remove every single recommendation, instead of having my space back for more pinned programs I get this message: "oh you like this precious white space? If you turned on some recommendations it would show something". No, i don't want recommendations, I want my start menu space back. Which btw in windows 10 used to be resizable to whatever size I wanted.

Oh and lets not forget about the volume mixer. Which some genius decided that it was better to keep it 10 clicks away from the user in the settings, instead of conveniently at one click in the taskbar. Which they also made the sound settings their own special taskbar element, instead of another taskbar program. So now if I want to replace their shitty sound settings with the ones I like (trumpet btw), now I would have 2 sound settings in the taskbar, while in win10 I only had 1.

And whose Idea was to join the sound settings and internet settings in the same taskbar button visually? Which is also not the same button functionally. You see, if you press the left side of the button it opens the sound settings, but the right side opens the internet settings. How much do Microsoft UI people get paid?

I guess we got dark notepad, that's nice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

oh God the volume mixer!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Get ear trumpet for your volume mixer, for my needs at least it is better than the stock one anyhow

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

My volume mixer is in the task bar in win 11...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Privacy, I wager.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have to use it for software testing and I fucking hate the UI with everything crammed into the center of the taskbar. Beyond that it's running in a virtual desktop and I don't go beyond launching apps in it so I really can't say. My work laptop is supposed to be upgraded next week, im sure ill find plenty to bitch about then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you can change that. you can set the task bar to be similar to the previous versions.

i have it with the windows button to the left, no search bar, no pinned apps no meteo.

i prefer kde but it's bearable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The company I work for disabled the taskbar settings when they put out Win 10. I'm Assuming they will do it on Win11 too so I may not have that option but thanks for the info anyway I'll certainly try it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

taskbar sucks balls

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Personally I've had issues with it not being possible for the battery icon to showing a percentage. And the keyboard layout resets to the first one every time you unlock.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

keyboard layout resets

Most people don't care as they only have one layout. You and me are odd. I usually set my preferred layout as default

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

My problem is that the laptop keyboard has an ISO layout but my preferred layout is ANSI. So i am sort of forced to switch when i occasionally have to use the laptop without an external keyboard. Also the international us layout on windows is bad because " and ' are dead keys and there's no way to fix it without installing a third party keyboard layout.