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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that’s when I told her about the escorts.

Jesus Christ, never admit that you drove a Ford.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Unless it was a smoking hot Cosworth RS.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tbh I kinda want one of the Rancheros (or an El Camino, but). They're just slick as fuck lmao.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Business in the front and party in the back. The automotive mullet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The perfect car and the perfect hair, what else could ya need?! Perfect for any situation!