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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lucid dream rookie! If the lucid dream happens, and you're in the same place you fell asleep, well actually if that happens the majority of the time it will become a sleep paralysis episode. But, if it isn't, always teleport yourself the fuck away from the location.

Ain't no way you want to risk that you're too close to being awake (or in this case not asleep at all). I'd wager anon fell asleep, woke up but was having a hypnopompic hallucination, and that explains the text on the board.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I just assumed he was in some foreign language class.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Or maybe just generally illiterate and the greentext was posted via Dictaphone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Or just algebra

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Easiest way to know if you're lucid dreaming is to try some magic abilities. I usually try flying out of the window from room I were. This hasn't failed me yet. And anon definitely wouldn't get into this awkward situation with this either.

(only half of this is a joke)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Until you jump out of the window and land face first on concrete

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats why you just levitate a meter or so from the floor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

i prefer shitting to the moon