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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Until you jump out of the window and land face first on concrete

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thats why you just levitate a meter or so from the floor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

i prefer shitting to the moon