this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2024
1098 points (99.1% liked)

Science Memes

11426 readers
1579 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.

Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
1098
Platypuses (mander.xyz)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
132 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 202 points 3 months ago (3 children)

As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 3 months ago (3 children)

And echidnas.

I'm not sure if I'm and echidna custard or platypus custard kind of person.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

the new coke v pepsi

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Just be sure you don't mention echidna custard in front of Ken Penders.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Echidnas have a four-headed penis. You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Just like normal humans, then?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dark.

Also. Where can I try some?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wait…. People farm the weirdos?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market.

Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how they'd be for pets.

I realize I shouldn't.

but. I kinda want one. They're cute.

(again, I realize I shouldn't!)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The human urge to domesticate anything that is slightly cute

[–] ICastFist 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hell, we'll even try to domesticate things that are anything but cute, like crocodiles, fish and spiders

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

They're all cute to someone.

(Not me, I have crippling arachnophobia)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Er…no… Not me…

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It can make it's own breakfast

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

yes but what about second breakfast

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

make its* own breakfast

[–] Zink 4 points 3 months ago

A full English breakfast ain’t shit once you’ve had the full platypus breakfast!